Do you want your child growing up to be like this guy? I think not.
...so Heathy and I are due to introduce a new little person into the world next week. One new Mayo hater will be born. Seriously. I feel as a father it will be my obligation to teach the little one how incredibly wrong mayonnaise is. In fact I am declaring it a goal of mine to prevent him/her from ever having to knowingly consume the stuff. I am not going to say it would be the worst thing in the world, but I would die a little inside if my child came home from his/her friends house one day and said, "hey Daddy I just just had a mayonnaise sandwich over at Regan's house and it was super delicious.
